PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon